I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
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I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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