It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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