Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
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Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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