doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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