I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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