Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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