I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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