Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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