I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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