just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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