This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
