my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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