I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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