The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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