i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
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New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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