chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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