A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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