Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
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Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
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Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
my liver is dry heaving
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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