he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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