2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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