the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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