The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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