Christians are straight up FREAKS
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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