Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I wish I only lived at night.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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