My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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