i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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