we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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