did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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