return my video game
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Randomize