We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Randomize
