Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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