lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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