you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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