Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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