so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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