Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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