? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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