god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I want a musical about memes.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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