Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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