this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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