turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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