I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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