I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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