Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
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I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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