i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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