he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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