she kept yelling 'call me bella'
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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