I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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