No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
