Me too!
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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