Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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