Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
As shirtless as possible
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Terrible idea I love it
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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